Dear Readers, I’m Sunaina Rajesh, a resident of Delhi, having been married for 16 years to my husband Farhan. We have a son Jayant aged 14. We have a big circle of friends, mostly Farhan’s, and this year on our anniversary, we thought it’d be great to have a reunion with all of them. We planned to organize a poolside party at our bungalow. Many of Farhan’s friends were flying in, but Deepak, who’s some 10 years younger to us and knows Farhan through his old job in Bombay, had no family in Delhi and was going to be staying with us. When we were in Bombay, Deepak was immensely close to us and hence we all were excited that he’s coming to stay the weekend with us.
i fucked my friend's wife
My wife’s friend came to stay with us for one week!
My wife’s friend Virthi came from her city for applying for a job and stayed in our house for week. She is not that very attractive but I have some kind of a “dry-love” in her; which means I got to be with her and fuck-her-feeling without no reason. My wife asked me to take her for the interview that day and brought her back. I used to say to my wife jokingly “Virthi is my girl-friend etc.”; I didn’t know whether wife told her or not. I was not flirting with her or nothing at all.
घरातल्या रांडा – भाग 5
नमस्कार मित्रांनो आणि मैत्रिणींनो, आज मी ह्या भागात श्वेता दीदी आणि माझा राहिलेला हनिमून चा किस्सा सांगणार आहे. तर चला सुरू व्हा, चड्डीतले बुल्ले आणि पूच्या चोळायला सज्ज व्हा.
Entangled with a beast
It was late one Friday night I had been on a date with my girlfriend. Both of us being only 17 the only thing we ever do is pet, kiss and sometimes she gives me a blow job. This night was different because she was so upset with her mom and the fight they had she was in no mood for anything.
स्टोरी 13 – नवीन जवानी चा रस
नमस्कार मित्रांनो कसे आहात. आशा करतो सर्व जण सुखरूप असणार मजा करत असणार. कोणी झवत असणार कोणी हलवत असणार कोणी चोळत असणार, कोणी बोट घालत असणार 😃. चला आज तुम्हाला पुढची गोष्ट सांगतो. त्या पूर्वी मागचा स्टोरी ला प्रचंड like केल्याबद्दल आणि मला insta वर रिप्लाय केल्याबद्दल धन्यवाद. वेळ न घालवता सुरुवात करूयात.
Sex With My Ex In Her Flat
This incident happened between my ex and myself during the first anniversary of our relationship which happened exactly 2 years back. It was an awful moment during our relationship.
Sex with my ex girlfriend
Hi all I am Arjun, with recent experience with one of my ex girlfriends. Recently met her in one of the mall in Chennai. Her name is Sindu (name changed) and she was married with two kids. Shocking to see her after a long time in the mall. She came along with her kids. I was alone and got introduced to her after a long time. She was happy to see me and I helped her in getting few stuffs in the mall. We enjoyed shopping. That day nothing much happened we exchanged our contact mobile numbers and left. Days passed by I send a message to check if he is doing good, luckily I got a reply immediately and from there we started chatting regularly. Enquired about her husband, she mentioned he has gone for a short term onsite trip and due to Covid he got a chance to extend his visa and staying there for some more days.
بہن نے ماں نے ملکر پھدی چدوائی
ہیلو میرا نام یاسر ہے اور میں راولپنڈی میں رہتا ہوں. پچھلی کہانی میں میں نے آپ کو بتایا کہ کیسے میں نے اپنی سگی بہن عروج کی پھدی کی سیل کھول کر چدائی کی تھی. اب عروج مجھ سے ہر دوسرے دن اپنی پھدی چدوانے لگی تھی.
Project Renovation
RENOVATION PROJECT
A Walk On The Wild Side – Pt1
***Disclaimer – this is a complete work of fantasy fiction, none of the characters are based on any real persons, living or dead.***
Vanessa and William Pt 4
Previous part link Vanessa and William Pt 3
Am I Cheater?
My friends it happened a long time ago and would like to share with you my feelings, sorrows and wishes. Hope you will give me your feedback. I am happily married, live in the city with my husband yet my sons have not come to this world. My husband works for a company and he has to go to other cities for company business. Whenever he goes on a business tour, I stay alone in the house. The 1st and 2nd time I was scared of being alone but after that accepted the reality and stayed home without any worries. But 2 years ago when my husband left for a business tour and I went to bed as usual and went into a sound sleep. But in the middle of the night I felt someone in bed and his hands were caressing my body First I thought it was my husband but soon I remembered he was not in town. I got scared and tried to push him away but he caught my hands and climbed on me. I recognized him, I knew this guy since we moved to town. I always felt lust in his eyes for me and hated him. I never talked to him or made any kind of contact with him or family (Parents) He was just neighbor about 30 years old and that night he held me in his strong arms I tried to escape but he was really strong young guy. I was wearing only my nighty. I usually sleep without bra and panty in the night. He gripped my hands in his one hand and sat between my legs, tore my nighty with the other hand. I tried to use my legs to push him away but it was useless. He held his manhood and entered me with force and single thrust. I cried in pain but he put his hand over my mouth. He never spoke a word to me all the time and he started to ram me in and out without any mercy. His manhood was not bigger than my husband but it was fatter than him. I felt a lot of pain because I was not lubricated or ready for this. His strokes were hurting me and after a few minutes he released in me and fell on me, I pushed him away and this time he fell down on the floor. I was not in my senses and kept lying there in bed naked saying no word to him. He stood up, took his shorts and left without saying a word. It was a terrible situation for me. I hardly went door to door and locked from inside. Maybe I forgot to lock last night and he got a chance to enter the house. I should call police and report of rape but I thought first call to my husband and it up to him to handle this but I was messed up and wanted to wash me up before call him. I took myself to the bathroom and tried to wash myself. There were a lot of bruises on my whole body. My pussy got hurt and her lips were swollen. I stood under warm water and took shower. Meanwhile, I kept thinking about this incident. I decided to complain against him with his parents and make case in police. I was sitting in the bathtub and the whole story was running in my mind as film. I started to feel a little bit better and kinda like what happened to me. My husband is very kind to me and good in love making too but tonight what happened it was different and it took me to think about differences. My husband is very romantic and in love making he always very caring and kind to me and I always appreciate his behavior but this night it was something else as I came to know a new reality about my needs. I started to think about uninvited guest and his way of love making. I was very mad on him when he did and rape me and was ready to complain against him but now as thought deeply my feeling against him started to change in sympathy. In the past his gazing at me with lustful eyes told me that he may be helpless and he did bad but he has no choice…… I felt a very sweet feeling about the poor guy and touched my pussy which looked very pleased. I felt that tonight I got something which one I missed in my sexual life. I was satisfied and happy with my husband in my bed but always I felt something I needed was missing. Now after this incident I realized that it was an unexpected thrust that I was missing. Yes fellows That his first thrust which I thought tore my pussy`s wall was my need. I touched the lips of my pussy and it felt really very comfortable. In my mind a wave of thinking came that I may get a chance coming night and in future trips of my hubby. I resisted myself and decided to just keep silent and not complain but tried to stay away from him……. But after evening I changed my mind and made sure that door was not locked. I slept even naked, but he did not visit. The next day my hubby came back from his trip….. I did not tell him what happened but I felt very bad cause that night I should not have kept door open for him. Even though he never came back but still I feel that I tried to cheat my husband. Am I a cheater, let me know my friends……… I think cheating is not only when we make love to someone other than our husband / wife but also if we try to get a chance it is also cheating.This content appeared first on new sex story .com
The farm
16 year old Mandy was well fed up, schools were on holiday and her parents had gone away for a week leaving her on her own to run the farm that was miles from town. Mandy knew her mate Sara would be over in a hour, she got out of bed went and had a shower after which she did not dress just put a gown on went and had breakfast, as she finished Sara arrived wearing her baggy tee shirt and shorts. The two girls sat talking for a while until Mandy said come on you can help me feed the pigs. The two sixteen year old girls headed towards the pig sty and after feeding the pigs went to the boar pen where the 12 boars were making a heck of noise. Mandy got the feed pushed the gate but it would not open, she said “fucking thing about time fixed it” and started to climb the fence, as she swung her leg over the top a boar hit the fence hard making it wobble causing Mandy to fall head first into the pen landing flat on her front, Sara quickly jumped down into the pen to help Mandy up, the boars were trampling over Mandy as they scrambled to get the spilled feed, Mandy screamed “get the the fucking things off me” As Sara bent to help Mandy a boar knocked her flying, now both girls were struggling with the boars trampling over them, Mandy felt her tee shirt being tugged as the boar hunted for food, the flimsy material tore and the tee shirt came away, Sara was trying to get up and felt her gown which was flapping open being pulled the gown came off leaving the hapless Mandy naked, Sara was trying to fight the boars off and felt her shorts go the same way her tee shirt had, now both girls were naked, Mandy screamed “get off me” as the animals licked her body looking for food, she heard Sara yell “the fucking this is licking my cunt” Mandy managed to get to her knees but was pushed forward landing on her hands she then felt a heavy weight on her back and saw hoofs either side of her face, she struggled but could not get up she then felt something wet slide across her bum and realised a boar was humping her, Mandy struggled but not get the boar off she then the wet thing on the lips of her pussy and screamed in horror as it slid inside her and start to hump, she yelled “help me it is fucking me” she hear Sara give a garbled sound managed to look round and saw a boar humping her face, after awhile the boar on her stopped and got off she turned tried to pull the boar from Sara but felt another boar mount her she saw a board had mounted Sara and was humping her, after what seemed like hours the boars left the girls and both girls climbed out the pen and fell on the ground exhausted, after awhile Sara said “I got boar spunk in my mouth” Mandy said “I think at least 4 fucked me” Sara said “I had three fuck me 1 in my mouth” she looked at Mandy then added “your nipples are well erect you enjoyed it” Mandy said “you can talk look at yours” both girls went to the house and showered after they sat in the kitchen, Sara said “hey we ain’t got to feed the horses have we” Mandy said “no but we got to feed the boars again in 8 hours” 8 hours later both girls were naked on hands and knees in the boar pen.This content appeared first on new sex story .com
قاری صاحب نے امی کو چودا
ہیلو دوستو کیسے ہیں. میرا نام یاسر ہے اور میں راولپنڈی سیٹلائیٹ ٹاؤن میں رہتا ہوں. میرے گھر میں ایک قاری صاحب سپارہ پڑھانے آتے تھے جنکا نام قاری معاویہ تھا. میں اور میرے چھوٹے بھائی سپارہ پڑھتے تھے اور اس لیے ماں نے قاری معاویہ کو کہا کہ گھر میں آکر سپارہ پڑھا دیا کریں. میں نے نوٹ کیا قاری معاویہ میری امی کا نام نسرین بییبی لے کر بلاتا تھا. قاری صاحب کی عمر 55 سال کے قریب تھی. میری ماں بھی کبھی کبھی قاری صاحب سے مسائل پوچھتی رہتی تھی.
Amys Downfall – Part 1
This story is a totally fictional story concerning Coronation Street from T.V. It is based on an existing story but is NOT a planned future story line of the soap.
ಲೈಬ್ರರಿಯಿಂದ ಲಾಡ್ಜಿಗೆ ಬಂದ ಅನಿಕಾ ಮಿಸ್
ಹಾಯ್ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್ಸ್, ನಾನು 23 ವರ್ಷದ ಅಪ್ಪಟ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗ ಮಿಥುನ್. ನನಗೆ ಸೆಕ್ಸ್ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಬಹಳ ಇಷ್ಟ, ಯಾವಾಗ್ಲೂ ಸೆಕ್ಸ್ ಕಥೆ ಓದೋದು, ವಿಡಿಯೋ ನೋಡೋದು ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಇರ್ತೀನಿ. ಆದರೆ ಯಾವತ್ತೂ ಮಾಡೋಕೆ ಚಾನ್ಸ್ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿರ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ನಾನು ಈಗ ಫೈನಲ್ ಇಯರ್ ಎಂಕಾಂ ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಇರೋದು. ನಮ್ಮ ಕ್ಲಾಸಲ್ಲಿ ತುಂಬಾ ಹುಡುಗೀರು ಇದಾರೆ ಆದ್ರೆ ಯಾರೂ ಇಂಟೆರೆಸ್ಟ್ ಬರೋವಷ್ಟು ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿಲ್ಲ. ಇರೋ ಹತ್ತು ಜನ ಹುಡುಗರಲ್ಲಿ ನಾನೇ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ದಡ್ಡ. ಅವರೆಲ್ರೂ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಕೆಲಸ ಬೇಗ ಮಾಡಿ ಮುಗಿಸ್ತಾ ಇದ್ರೆ ನಾನು ತುಂಬಾ ಲೇಟ್ ಆಗಿ ಮುಗಿಸ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದೆ. ಆದ್ರೆ ಯಾವತ್ತೂ ಬ್ಯಾಕ್ ಲಾಗ್ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಮಾಡ್ಕೊಂಡಿಲ್ಲ.
Indian Cross-dresser Goddess Slave
Hello guys…
They Are Here
Jet fighters were flying over the small town in the early hours of the morning, police and military personal were out on the streets residents of the town were woken from their sleep by all the noise, residents were told to stay inside their homes and to keep all windows and doors locked, then the news channels broadcast reports that unidentified aircraft had been picked up on radar then suddenly disappeared a police patrol reported seeing a bright green light in the sky that descended to the ground when the football pitch where the light had descended to was examined a high level of radiation as well as strange shapes in the soil was found, stories of Aliens having landed were soon going around but after a couple of months nothing was found and people forgot all about the incident, sixteen year old Steve a local racist thug was waiting at the derelict factory he had not long finished playing football and was still in his shorts and football jumper as he waited Steve saw Pao who was four years younger than what he was and originally from Bangladesh throwing fish onto the floor then for some unknown reason the fish vanished Steve approached Pao and said” what you doing bitch” Pao replied saying ” feeding my friends” and threw more fish, Steve slapped Pao and told her to fuck off, Pao glared at Steve and said ” take all your clothes of I want to see you naked” Steve pushed Pao and again told her to fuck off, Pao pointed and said ” help him” Steve felt a heavy thud in his chest and he fell to the floor, then his shoes and socks came off followed by his jumper then his shorts, Pao looked at the now naked Steve and said ” nice cock” Steve covered his seven inch dick and when Pao said ” stand and put your hands on your head” Steve felt him self being lifted and his hands go to his head he found he could not move, Pao said up and Steve felt a strange sensation in his dick and he got a nine inch erection, Pao walked over to him took hold of Steve’s dick and started to stroke it, Steve could do nothing to stop her and after a few minutes squirted his cum in four spurts much to the great delight of Pao, Steve’s girlfriend Tina who was also sixteen was just approaching the building when she saw Tony a local pervert who was a peeping tom and flasher, Tony was laughing and to Tina it looked like it he was playing tag with somebody but she could see nobody, Tony smiled at Tina and said ” let me fuck you” Tina looked at the Tony who was two years younger than she was and told him to piss off, Tony said ” help her strip” Tina then felt tee shirt going up and could not stop it and was soon topless with Tony saying nice tits Tina then fell onto the ground and her jeans panties and shoes came off in one go, Tina could not move and saw that Tony had his seven inch erection out he said position her and Tina felt herself being laid back on the ground and her legs parted Tony moved forward knelt between Tina’s legs and pushed his dick up her love tube and started to thrust in and out pushing in as deep and hard as he could and after five minutes felt Tina cum but carried on thrusting in and out of her love tube and after half a hour had felt Tina cum four more times before he pulled his dick out and stand back, Tina lay where she was, In town eighteen year old Jane was working on her dads fresh fish stall when her step brother Mark who was six years younger than her walked up with two of his classmates, Mark looked at the ground and said dinner, Jane stood looking at the fish as they slowly vanished with out anybody being near them, Jane could not understand what was happening and when Mark said ” strip her” Jane froze and all the buttons on her overalls popped open and her overalls fell to the ground leaving her naked, the three sixteen year old girls at the bus stop who were waiting for the bus saw Tony looking at them then point and the girls froze then their clothes were stripped off them leaving them naked, in the local Bengali shop where Pao lived sixteen year old Martin was standing naked with a eight inch erection while Pao’s sister who was seven years younger than Martin was jerking his dick all over the town the adults were in a very deep trance while all the teens were walking around naked the boys all had solid erections the girls all had solid nipples all the younger boys and girls were enjoying having fun with them, at the bus stop Tony was humping the bum of the third girl while his brother who was four years younger was sucking the nipples of each girl in town, the military were outside the town trying to get in but there was some sort of invisible shield stopping them and no matter what they tried it would not budge.This content appeared first on new sex story .com
Crossdressers first real big d man
Hi you can call me Julissa.. I’m a crossdresser from Los Angeles CA. And here’s my story I first started crossdressing as far back as I could remember I do know I was young. Wearing my sisters clothes were Like a year apart so I would slip in her clothes fine.. I don’t know why but it gave me a rush. My heart will start beating fast I would enjoy the excitement of it.. So it escalated to me finding random things and putting them in my ass.. I guess training or just curious.. So now that I’m older I wear my wife’s clothes… I also bought her a 9 inch dildo.. Well its really mines.. Now. Lol well when she’s not home. Anyhow I found this website well app called grindr. I took sum sexy pics of me made a profile.. And posted it, it started going crazy I was surprised of how many guys wanted to fuck.. I’m not that fem but I do have an amazing ass so I hear lol its big.. Invade tour wondering.. So I started looking and found a sexy white boy with a huge cock.. I can tell from his pics… I answered him.. He would reply fast… Told me he wanted me I told him ok.. Finally.. Lost my fear and when I was alone at home I got dressed in some nice panties a bra short skirt and heels.. I was kind of scared so.. But here we go.. I told him come over I left door open as I wanted in my room feeling sexy lights off… He finally came walked in came in room I was shy at first but the dark room made it better.. He grabbed me started kissing me grabbing my ass gently pulling me closer I was so excited I went for it I grabbed his cock it felt huge and already hard.. I was shy no more I pulled it out quickly putting it in my mouth it felt so warm and good I sucked him Like 5 min he put me on the bed and ate my ass and kissed my ass cheeks and me till finally he started to go in me. I first felt alot of pressure when the head was going in he was huge….. To be continued.. Let me know if you want to hear part 2… I promise I wont let you down.. And I still have my grindr account till this day so let me know if you would Like to know more about me.This content appeared first on new sex story .com
Spaced Out 2
Mia was walking to her uncles shop at six in the morning, it was her turn to deliver the early morning papers, as she walked along the street Mia was still thinking about the strange flashing lights she had seen in the sky during the night wondering where they had come from she was also wondering where the dull humming noise she had heard had come from, as she got to the shop Mia saw that the door was still locked and thought that her cousin Asif had over slept again and went up the ally to the back of the shop, when she got to the rear of the shop she looked through the window and saw Asif who at sixteen was two years older than what she was stood in the back room of the shop naked, Mia thought cool nice bum, Asif turned round, Mia thought oh very nice as she saw that Asif had an eight inch erection, when Asif started to stroke his dick Mia stood watching thinking this is super cool, after five minutes Asif squirted his cum in four spurts. Mia went into the shop looked at Asif and said to him ” I just watched you wank off when I tell your dad you will get a real good hiding ” then went into the main part of the shop as she did she saw Asif’s best friend Abdul who was also stood naked jerking his seven inch dick, Mia thought two boys wanking off how cool when Abdul squirted his cum Mia said ” nice spunk ” and walked past him slapping his bum as she did, when Abdul said nothing Mia slapped his bum again, she then got he papers as she went back into the back of the shop Mia saw both boys stood still naked still with erections, she could see that the boys had glazed looks in their eyes and thought drugs she went and stood between the boys took hold of their dicks and started to jerk them, the boys just stood still then after five minutes Asif squirted cum with Abdul squirting cum soon after, after wiping her hands Mia left the shop. As she walked up the street Mia saw army trucks going up the street then got told a police officer that a space craft was in the field and to stay away. Mia thought it was a joke and carried on delivering her papers at the first house, Mia saw sixteen year old Mandy a school bully though the window stood naked in her kitchen, Mia is bi sexual and thought nice as she looked at Mandy’s large boobs when she got closer she saw that Mandy was fingering herself and stood watching her, after awhile Mia saw Mandy gush and thought nice, after putting the paper though the door Mia went to the next house where through the window she saw Steve stood naked his nine inch erection being stroked by his ten year old sisters best mate Carol, Mia watched till Steve squirted his cum in three spurts then walked on, all over the estate Mia saw boys and girls naked masturbating and wondered what was going on and wondered why there were no adults about, as Mia approached the tower block she saw sixteen year old Sharon a racist school standing naked by the door her nipples fully erect, Mia saw that she had the same spaced out look in her eyes as Abdul and Asif had, Mia stretched her hand out and rubbed one of Mandy’s boobs after Mandy made no response Mia started to rub her love tube while sucking her nipples, Mia then slid her fingers into Mandy’s love tube and started to finger her feeling her gush after five minutes, Mia walked into the block and smiled when she saw Mandy’s boyfriend Mark naked bending over the stair bannister with Colin a gay boy thrusting in and out of Mark’s bum, when Colin looked at Mia she said ” keep going there are lots more boys outside ” Colin smiled and said ” on the roof everybody is naked it is like an orgy ” Mia realised that the space craft had some thing to do with what was happening but did not care as she headed to the roof thinking this is well cool I hope that the space craft stays forever.This content appeared first on new sex story .com
Din raat ik neya khummar دن رات اک نیا خُمار
Din raat ik neya khummar chahti hoon
ماں کو اسکی سہیلی نے چدوایا
ہیلو دوستو میرا نام یاسر ہے اور میں راولپنڈی میں رہتا ہوں. آج کی کہانی میں آپکو سنانے جا رہا ہوں کہ کیسے میری میری ماں نسرین کو اسکی سہیلی عقیلہ نے اپنے دوست سے کامران سے چدوایا تھا.
CFNM NUDE BEACH (^)
When I was 12 years I went to my grandma house. The house is near to a beach. I want to take bath in beach but my grandma doesn’t allow me to go. One fine sunny day without informing I went to beach for bath. I kept all my clothes in cover then I started taking nude bath in beach. I enjoyed bathing in sea. It was in morning about 08 clock. There was no body in beach. I started playing in sea roaming here and there without clothes. Then I realized I came long from my clothes. By that time a group of fisherman came in beach I am watching them from long distance. They had taken my clothes which was kept in cover and they left the place. Now I am standing nude in the beach. I started walking in the beach nude to find out any clothes, I found some group of women cutting the woods near to beach. I went to them and asked help by seeing me nude they all laughed since I am small boy they told you wait for some time we will take you to your home. I waited there by that time another group of young girls came there for wood cutting I am standing there without clothes by seeing me they laughed and came near to me and asked reason. The women there told to young girls that you girls take this boy to our home and give clothes. The group of girls aged about 20 years taken me along with them I am starting walking with them nude in between one of the girl touched my penis. It was very bright sunny day. While walking nude in beach I found one peace of cloth lying in the beach I started wearing that cloth but suddenly I found lot of ants in the clothes that was biting my penis then one of the girls removed that cloth and thrown away. By that time there was many ants in my penis started biting. I shouted with pain. Then two girls touched my penis and started removing ants on my penis one by one. By penis become red by seeing this girls rubbed my penis with their hands and asked to sit. My penis became more red I started crying. Then one of girls told that their aunty is having hospital clinic near by the beach. Then they started taking me to the clinic. I went to clinic with them with completely nude. The clinic was in the house where I found no patient. The girls taken my to the inside clinic. The doctor laughed by seeing me nude. The girls explained what was happened. The doctor told to lay on the bed. She applied ointment on my penis. By that time all the group of girls staring my penis. Doctor told to wait outside. The lady doctor applied some more ointment on my penis. Then she gave pant & shirt and asked me to wear. I left that place immediately and went to home.This content appeared first on new sex story .com
First time to the gyno
My name is Sarah, I just turned 17 and this is my story about the first time I went to a gynecologist instead of my pediatrician. I’m 5’4 about 105lbs, I have green eyes and short reddish brown hair. My breasts are a small b cup and I’m still a virgin.
E-Mail Sex Slave
This story is based loosely on fact. While I am not a 19 year old college student, I did have a relationship with a Dom by e-mail and I did do a lot of the stuff in the story. I just have not become quite the slut described in the story. This e-mail relationship did cause me to be much more open to opportunistic sex and, while not subjugating myself to men completely, have become much more conscious of making sex as pleasurable as possible for my partner, male or female. It has also enhanced my exhibitionist tendencies and allowed me to feel pleasure wearing revealing clothing, and discretely exposing myself, in public. Now, to the story: